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453.  Don’t go for someone who is telling you how perfect you are, because you are not. Find someone who will tell you exactly what he/she thinks of you. Someone who will tell you how irritating and impossible you can be. Someone who gives compliments at the right time. Someone who will laugh at your clumsiness, but will still love you for it. Someone who won’t be afraid in telling you the truth cause only those who can be honest and loyal last up to the very end.

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452.  Before praying, forgive. Before speaking, listen. Before spending, earn. Before criticizing, wait. Before quitting, try. Before complaining, appreciate. That’s the way to live life.

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451.  Happiness is like perfume. You can’t pour it on others without getting a few drops on yourself.

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450.  Angry husband sent SMS to father in law. “Your product not meeting my requirements”. Smart father in law, “warranty expired, manufacturer not responsible”.

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449. English movies translated:
1.  Mary Poppins – si Maria may putok
2.  The Good, The Bad and the ugly – ako, ikaw, sila
3.  Resident Evil – ang biyenan
4.  Gone in 60 seconds – one round, tulog
5.  Beauty and the beast – Asawa mo at nanay niya

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448.  Why do girls eat chocolate right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of the chocolate makes them forget the bitterness of breaking up. Why do boys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the bitterness of the beer makes them forget the sweetness of the girl.

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447.  All the waters in the ocean could never sink a ship unless it gets inside; likewise, all the pressured in life can never hurt you, unless you let it in.

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446.  Tears are the most meaningful liquid. Wanna know why? Cause out of many liquids here in the world, only tears can explain the real meaning of pain.