text message 396

IT’S A GUY THING – there’s no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER? – why isn’t it already on the table?
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN – I have no idea how it works
THAT’S INTERESTING DEAR – are you still talking?
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC – please don’t try on one more outfit. I’m starving.
WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK – I make the mess, she cleans them up.

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