text messages 216 to 220

216. Being a friend is a hard job. You work 24 hours a day without pay, sometimes unappreciated. But I still want to be your friend, ‘coz that is the only job that makes me feel the richest person in the world!

217. Don’t run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans and He has time. God’s clock is never early or late. It always strikes on time.

218. When the day comes that you stop needing me as your friend, I will give you space and leave you alone. But I will never stop being here for you. A friend you never know you still have.

219. JESUS is like a computer. He ENTERS your life, SAVES you from sin, FORMATS your destiny, SHIFTS you to righteousness, and never DELETES your from His memory.

220. Good things you have done will never be lost. Your kind act takes root and every bit of love you sow will come right back to you for God knows you have a good heart.

text messages 211 to 215

211. Happy moment, PRAISE GOD; difficult moments, SEEK GOD; quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD, painful moments, TRUST GOD; every moment, THANK GOD.

212. Frequent sex makes people smart. Orgasm stimulates and rejuvenates brain cells. No wonder you are almost a genius.

213. Maybe one day we will let go of each other, and might meet someone that could replace me. But if someone hurts you and leaves you behind, I will just tap your shoulder and say, “Lika nga, babawiin na kita”.

214. When you run so fast to get somewhere, you miss the fun of getting there. Life is not a race, so take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.

215. Through prayers, God hears more than you say, He answers more than you ask, He gives more than you desire. All He needs is your heart and your time.

text messages 206 to 210

206. The path you walk in life is unique. No one walks that road better than yourself. For you alone is the ruler of your own destiny. So strive for the best and be happy always.

207. Some joys are better expressed in silence as a smile holds more meaning than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed having you in my life…know what? I just smiled.

208. Sarap pakinggan ng salitang “mahal kita”. Kala mo di na kayo maghihiwalay dahil feeling mo, “siya na talaga”. Di mo na lang naisip na madali lang sabihin ang “mahal kita”, pero mahirap panindigan.

209. May someone at this very hour brings you something special, a thought that makes you smile, a smile that warms your heart, and a heart that holds much happiness inside.

210. I will forever cherish the friendship you have given me. I will hold it close forever next to my heart. We may haven’t gone a long way but hope we will be friends come what may.

text messages 201 to 205

201. I value you not for the things you have done to me but for just being with me and for accepting me for what and who I am. Thank you for being so good. I will always be here for you not because I have to, but because I want to.

202. Sometimes not all we wanted is given to us, like the ideal person to be with. It may not turn out the way we expected but at the end you’ll see that what you have is better than what you wanted.

203. A woman of real beauty smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave by reflection and prayers.

204. Ang pagkakaibigan parang sugal. Ilalaban mo at ipapanalo para tumagal. Kung sakali matatalo na ako, dadayain ko na sila para hindi ka nila makuha. Aba, ikaw yata ang nakataya.

205. A strong bonding does not need daily conversations. Does not need togetherness. But as long as love lives in the heart, two closeness never departs.

text messages 196 to 200

196. God said, “build a better world”. I said, “How? The world is so messed up. There is nothing I can do”. But God said, “just build a better YOU and influence others”.

197. It takes a lifetime to find a perfect love and it only takes a moment to lose it forever. So if you love someone, show it now, because a lost today, is a lost forever.

198. In life, you can buy gifts but not love. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can buy a companion but never a friend.

199. The secret of a truly fulfilling life is losing oneself for others. It is the givers of this world who know and experience what life is all about.

200. It is really amazing when two strangers become nice friends. But it is sad when nice friends become two strangers. Hope it won’t happen to us for I will be missing you.

text messages 191 to 195

191. Someday when the pages of life ends, I know you will be one of the most beautiful chapters. If I would have time to read it, I will open it on the page “when I met you.”

192. Someone asked me why I hold on to you, I smiled. What made me like you, I stayed silent. They asked why of all people, I chose you. I said, “in a world of lies, you are the only truth I know”.

193. Sa kabila ng laki ng mundo, sa sobrang dami ng tao nagkatagpo pa rin tayo. We are not ment to be pero nagkrus landas natin. Ganun yata talaga, kailangan magsama ang parehong maganda.

194. Life is a continuous challenge, a constant struggle from womb to tomb. We are not made rich by what is in our pockets but by what is in our hearts.

195. Sabi nila mahirap magmahal. Sa una lang masarap sa huli ka naman iiyak. Pero ano ba naman yung konting luha, kumpara sa di masukat na saya tuwing kasama mo siya, diba?

text messages 186 to 190

186. The loveliest day comes when you wake up one morning and discover the romantic truth that God still colors your world despite all the trials you encounter.

187. Count your mornings by sunrise not by sunset. Count your life with smiles not with tears. And when life has reached its autumn, count age by friends not by years!

188. Bakit ang hirap maging masaya pag nagmamahal ka? Kahit halos nabigay mo na lahat, kulang pa rin para masabi mong okay na. Ganito ba talaga magmahal? O ganito magpakatanga sa taong akala mo mahal ka?

189. Time doesn’t really heal all wounds in your heart. It only makes your heart a little more numb so that the next time it gets wounded again, it doesn’t hurt as much as they are at first.

190. Minahal ko siya kahit mali, inantay kahit sobrang tagal, nagbigay kahit ubos na, nagparaya kahit sobra na! Lahat ginawa ko, kulang pa rin ba yun para mahalin ako? O sapat na yun para sumuko na ako?

text messages 181 to 185

181. What is the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? Answer: THE EARS! Why? To HEAR incoming footsteps!

182. BELIEVE while others doubt. WORK while others wish. SAVE while others waste. PERSEVERE while others quit. PRAY and STAY NICE while others stray. Dare to be different.

183. Ang tunay na pag-ibig parang tsinelas. Kahit anong dami ng sapatos mo pag-uwi mo tsinelas pa rin ang hahanapin mo. Ikaw? Nakita mo na ba ang tsinelas mo?

184. First aid ito. Anong gagawin mo pag unconscious ang pasyente? Eh di… titigan mo para ma-conscious.

185. Angels can fly not because of their wings but because they have no burdens in their hearts. Leave everything to God and you will fly like an angel.

text messages 176 t0 180

176. If you love someone, never ask any opinion from others because it might get wrong. Just follow your heart. For it is better to fall from your own happiness than to fall for anyone’s advice.

177. Newly born Chinese names. Born secretly TINA GO. Born swindled LINO CO. Born without light ANDY LIM. Born fat BOB UY. Born different EVA YAN. Born ugly EDDIE YU!

178. When I first saw your eyes, the shape of your lips, the way you smile, the color of your teeth, and the figure of your body, I found out that a famous saying is really true… NOBODY’S PERFECT!

179. A priest lost his parrot, asked during mass. “Anyone got a bird?” All men stood up. “I mean, anyone seen a bird?” All women stood up. “I mean, anyone seen my bird?” All nuns stood up!

180. Too bad I asked for more when all I can have is a friend. I gave him my heart when all he needed was my hand. I fell for someone I can never have. Someone who is willing to give me all but not love.

text messages 171 to 175

171. Sometimes I think twice before I text you. Baka kase busy ka, bad trip, wala sa mood, o kaya naman walang balak magreply. Pero ayos lang yun, at least diba, isa ako sa mga taong suki ng inbox mo.

172. When it comes to love, people say that guys can wait forever for the girl they want and girls don’t. But we girls dare to disagree! Know why? ‘Cause we always WAIT but they are always LATE!

173. Whenever you feel low, depressed, or useless, remember that you are the same person that once won a battle against a million others. Go spermie! Go spermie!

174. Ang puso napapagod din. Napapagod maghintay! Napapagod magtiis! Napapagod magmahal! Napapagod masaktan! Kaya ikaw ingat ka. Baka one day sabihin sa’yo na, “sorry, pagod na ko.”

175. Love is like a job. At first, we are an applicant then we became contractual. And if our performance is good, we became regular. But except for one thing, love can work even without salary.

text messages 166 to 170

166. If you’d ask me how many times you entered my mind, I’d lie if I say many times. ‘Coz you only crossed my mind once, once nga lang. But you haven’t left since then.

167. When you decide to love, allow it to grow. When you promise to love, refuse to let it die. Love is a painful risk to take, only love makes you cry and only love knows why.

168. Everyone tries to be their best for someone. Like what I am trying to be for you. But remember, you don’t have to do the same for me. ‘Coz what you are right now, will always be perfect for me.

169. It is not wrong to still love someone you have loved before. But if the love you feel bring tears to someone else, be fair ‘coz you might not know that the one you hurt is the one who could love you even more.

170. Chirst’s presence does not keep the storms away but He is with us in the storm. We are safer in danger with Christ than in quietness without Him.

text messages 161 to 165

161. Love is gentle, love is kind, lately you have been on my mind. Love is sweet, love is tender, wonder if we could be together. Love is patient, love is true, but you know what? I think love is YOU.

162. I wouldn’t know what to do if I’d lost you. I wouldn’t know what to say if the time comes when you would go away. Tears would fall and my heart would break, but loving you would never be a mistake.

163. If your heart tells you one thing, and your head tells you another, you should decide whether you have a better head or a better heart.

164. HOW TO GET OVER LOVE? 5. Say goodbye but never say hello again. 4. Forget but never regret. 3. Pick up the pieces but never put them back. 2. Feel the pain but never keep it. 1. Move on.

165. People come and go in your life. Sometimes friendships are based on its tangibility. But always remember, true and lasting friendships are beyond what the five senses can provide.

text messages 156 to 160

156. Happiness can’t be found at the end of the road. It is experienced along the way. So take not for granted each moment of your life and find reasons to be happy each day.

157. Kiss is a gamble. Sex is a game. Boys do the action, girls take the blame. They say you’re pretty, they say you are fine. But 9 months later, they say “it’s not mine!”

158. God allows life to be rocky. His challenge is not let the rocks grind you into dust, but to polish you to become a brilliant gem. Stay precious!

159. Life is like an empty page for us to write on but God is the ultimate editor who corrects and approves it. God favor your life as the best one written everyday.

160. Nanaginip ako last night. Angel daw ako at habang lumilipad ako nabali ang mga pakpak ko. Buti na lang nandiyan ka. Friend ka talaga! Nakasabit ako sa sungay mo.

text messages 151 to 155

151. I saw an old painting of two friends, holding hands. I wonder how long it will stay intact. It’s old but yet never fading. I wish we were the painting, getting older yet never changing.

152. The face can speak of a thousand emotions but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels. Don’t be fooled, for the happiest face maybe masking the most hurting heart.

153. Hindi ako kumakanta, di ako magaling tumugtog ng gitara. Pero ang musika ay nagbibigay sa puso ko ng sigla. Gaya mo, ng makilala kita, para na rin akong may sariling banda.

154. Kapag aalis ka, sama mo ako ha? Ayoko kase mapalayo sa’yo. Pero kung pupunta kana sa talagang mahal mo, di na ko sasama. Pero promise ihahatid kita. Kahit sa pagbalik ko di na kita kasama.

155. The person you see in the mirror early in the morning is exactly the person God sees and loves. No jewelry, with hair not fixed, no status, no title. Just you and your good heart.

text messages 146 to 150

146. Maybe God wants us to meet few wrong people before finding the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for that gift.

147. Four types of girls: SUBMISSIVE, bahala ka na ipasok mo na. ENDURING, array! Sige kaya ko pa! SCANDALOUS, sige pa, putang ina! UNSATISFIED, pakilubog pati itlog!

148. I can’t understand why penis is called bird, wala naming feather. Why bayag is called egg hindi naman pwedeng ilaga. Why vagina is called flower, sus, layo naman ng amoy!

149. In your journey to life, the word of God is our map and His wisdom is our compass. And when you face battle, let love be your armour and let God be your shelter.

150. Visions of the future are better than dreams of the past.