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Man comes home finds his partner having sex with his friend. He shoots the friend to death. Wife says, “if you behave like that, you will lose all your friends.”

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Champagne ka sa puso ko, scotch ka sa feelings ko, brandy ka sa pagmamahal ko. Ay naku friend, kapag ako kinalimutan mo, tuba ka na lang sa paningin ko. HIK!