text messages 181 to 185

181. What is the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? Answer: THE EARS! Why? To HEAR incoming footsteps!

182. BELIEVE while others doubt. WORK while others wish. SAVE while others waste. PERSEVERE while others quit. PRAY and STAY NICE while others stray. Dare to be different.

183. Ang tunay na pag-ibig parang tsinelas. Kahit anong dami ng sapatos mo pag-uwi mo tsinelas pa rin ang hahanapin mo. Ikaw? Nakita mo na ba ang tsinelas mo?

184. First aid ito. Anong gagawin mo pag unconscious ang pasyente? Eh di… titigan mo para ma-conscious.

185. Angels can fly not because of their wings but because they have no burdens in their hearts. Leave everything to God and you will fly like an angel.

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